The Tale of My Sadistic Thief Oppressive Slave Master
- A Ballad Written by The Vagrant Whiskey Deltas
- A Ballad Written by The Vagrant Whiskey Deltas
It began on a lonely August morning:
I was the most majestic bulldog around,
He was the most sadistic thief .
He was my Oppresive slave master,
My sadistic Oppresive slave master,
My thief .
We used to wretch so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to graduate together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one morning, one lonely morning,
We decided to graduate too much.
Together we spray painted and sharpied Rocky.
It was dejected, so dejected.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so indecisive .
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He spat on a Caff employee.
Alas, a Caff employee!
My Oppresive slave master spat on a Caff employee.
It was educational, so educational.
The next day I thought my middle finger had broken,
I thought my ass had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That lonely August morning.
My ass... ouch!
When I think of that sadistic thief ,
That sadistic thief and me.
I was the most majestic bulldog around,
He was the most sadistic thief .
He was my Oppresive slave master,
My sadistic Oppresive slave master,
My thief .
We used to wretch so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to graduate together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one morning, one lonely morning,
We decided to graduate too much.
Together we spray painted and sharpied Rocky.
It was dejected, so dejected.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so indecisive .
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He spat on a Caff employee.
Alas, a Caff employee!
My Oppresive slave master spat on a Caff employee.
It was educational, so educational.
The next day I thought my middle finger had broken,
I thought my ass had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That lonely August morning.
My ass... ouch!
When I think of that sadistic thief ,
That sadistic thief and me.
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